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Henri: So why is is that we skipped Christmas that one year?
Henri's Dad: The "Real" North Pole operations. Elves are slaves, Santa is racist. White slaves get treated better than others. Look deeper in the pictures. The truth exists. You just need to look.
-After finding out his dad spent the Christmas money on another venture: his secret second family
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