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(Drunkenly browsing internet porn)
Ali: ...No they have guys to get them all worked up first.
Greg: I would love to have that job.... I had a job like that once.
Ali: Oh really... and what did you do?
Greg: I was a titty...fluffer.
Ali: You're full of shit.
Greg: Yeah but how awesome would it be to be a titty fluffer?
-So easy a baby could do it
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Posted August 2nd, 2008 by Alex WillenUpon his throne of white he sat,
Thinking of pleasures he'd never felt,
For though many times the boy had shat,
He'd never done it while a lady knelt.
He wondered what it must be like
To drop the kids off at the pool.
He'd wondered since he was but a tyke
How it would feel with a girl's mouth on his tool. Read More »
Grin, Part 3
Posted June 24th, 2008 by Alex WillenI put on a façade of joy, but I could hardly bring myself to care. Jack described the blocked kick runback by Markus Curry for a touchdown and the forced fumble by Ronald Fields that followed it. I slunk down as far as my seat would permit. Read More »
Grin, Part 2
Posted June 23rd, 2008 by Alex WillenThe game continued, but where on any other day it would've consumed every ounce of my attention, today it felt like a quiet hum barely noticeable over the constant, dull ache within my chest. It drew my attention, begging me to do something to make it cease. Read More »
Grin, Part 1
Posted June 21st, 2008 by Alex WillenAs you all may have noticed, I've been gone for awhile. Well, not gone, per se, but really lazy. I could tell you I've been working on some things, but frankly, except for a couple of finals that weren't that hard and some moving that took a couple of days, I've really got no excuses at all. That being said, I did write one thing this quarter. Read More »
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