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School: Stanford University
Class of: 2009
Hometown: Redondo Beach, CA
Column:
The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober.
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Why I Always Cook Dinner on Christmas 1
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, 2.7 4chan /b/: The Asshole of the Internet 15
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, 3.0 The Making of a Rap Video 3
, 4.0 Being Harold Longfellow 3
, 5.0 Suburban Survival Guide to Amusement Parks 3
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, Dear Old People at the Gym 9
, 4.0 I Challenge You, PIC 3
, 4.5 Rejected Planet Earth Narrators 5
, 2.5 Facebook Apps: Install at Your Own Risk 7
, 4.0 An Unoriginal New Year's Resolution Thing 5
, Thoughts on the Stanford Upset Over USC 8
, A Day in the Life of Brent Stone 3
, 3.0 Rules of the Road (West Coast Edition) 7
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Comedy Articles:
More White People Problems7 comments, 3.8 stars
Five more things my fellow fair-skinned people have left to complain about, including hookers, business cards, and their wives' foot fetishes.
Rest in Peace, My Old Six-Inch Friend0 comments, 2.0 stars
Recently, a great man passed away. So many summer afternoons, we'd take his best stuff out and enjoy it at BBQs. RIP, Oscar Mayer. You will truly be missed.
Guide to the Airport Hookup
3 comments, 2.0 stars
Parting isn't such sweet sorrow when your relationship is going in different directions anyway. They don't call it a
3 comments, 2.0 stars
Parting isn't such sweet sorrow when your relationship is going in different directions anyway. They don't call it a
Guide to Sleeping with Women
0 comments, 4.0 stars
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
0 comments, 4.0 stars
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
A Few Seconds of Male Genius
4 comments, 3.0 stars
What little clarity is available in man's brain can only be tapped right after that ass. Then it's all muddy again with thoughts of dirty sex.
4 comments, 3.0 stars
What little clarity is available in man's brain can only be tapped right after that ass. Then it's all muddy again with thoughts of dirty sex.
Top 10 Rejected Party Themes
19 comments, 3.6 stars
Go ahead, bust out the crystal goblets, there's no risk anyone will show up to these parties to break it. Unless of course you're a party Nazi.
19 comments, 3.6 stars
Go ahead, bust out the crystal goblets, there's no risk anyone will show up to these parties to break it. Unless of course you're a party Nazi.
Hey, It's Your High School Friends!
5 comments, 5.0 stars
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
5 comments, 5.0 stars
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
Once Upon a High School Party
11 comments, 3.0 stars
High school debauchery comes with a unique set of obstacles: curfews, inexperience, and vehicular puking. But there's no turning back now.
11 comments, 3.0 stars
High school debauchery comes with a unique set of obstacles: curfews, inexperience, and vehicular puking. But there's no turning back now.
Google Ads: The Game!
2 comments, 3.0 stars
Google is taking all the leg-work out of getting to know somebody. I don't know about her man, Free iPod Shuffle girls aren't my type.
2 comments, 3.0 stars
Google is taking all the leg-work out of getting to know somebody. I don't know about her man, Free iPod Shuffle girls aren't my type.
Breaking Out of the Bubble
6 comments, 4.0 stars
The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!
6 comments, 4.0 stars
The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!
Comments:
- Thanks, Nate - I appreciate it coming from someone as good with honesty and s - Jan 11, 2011
- I should have a witty response, but I used up all my mental energy getting th - Dec 26, 2010
- I'm afraid, in the tradition of fine PIC writers before me, that the whole ha - Dec 1, 2010
- Well, at least if Toby didn't win, they still crapped all over Tebow. - Dec 14, 2009
- Thank God someone said it... I hate people who throw out the word "statistica - Nov 24, 2009
- Nice, I just started growing one and I'm loving it. Girlfriend is, of course, - Nov 17, 2009
- Oh snap, object permanence burn. Nice. - Nov 12, 2009
- Charlie Kelly is good, but I went one level better and rocked Greenman for Ha - Nov 5, 2009
- I've been thinking about the name change thing... got a couple of good pieces - Oct 25, 2009
- ZOMG COURT U R SO DUM HERES WHO ORGANIZES THE INTERNETS http://en.wikipedi - Oct 14, 2009
- How bout emailing me the link to that flyswatter one? - Jul 21, 2009
- Uhhh, fuck yeah. That's one of the best ideas I've heard in a long, long time - Jul 1, 2009
- Alright, then perhaps in hindsight this article was unnecessary. - Jun 24, 2009
- The main point that I got from this article is that you're one of the few peo - May 31, 2009
- Please use your mysterious and awesome powers of funny to write a full articl - Apr 17, 2009
- Those look like they could be real questions on an application, though I'm no - Jan 9, 2009
- 1. My ex-girlfriend used to crack her everything. She was a dancer, and as a - Nov 6, 2008
- 1) No. 2) No. 3) I kind of switch, I guess, I'd never really thought about - Oct 31, 2008
- 1. I don't watch it, but I know I need to start. 2. Gillespie's got that o - Oct 29, 2008
- Under "Sword Canes" on the left side. No pictures of the actual swords though - Aug 30, 2008
- Ironically, I sacrificed a cat to bring Goodyer back to PIC. Welcome back. - Jul 25, 2008
- Southern Comfort makes me heckle people much larger than I. As for an advi - Jul 23, 2008
- Closest I can come to this is the other day my girlfriend managed to get a gu - Jul 15, 2008
- 10 points for the American Psycho reference. - Jul 14, 2008
- Testicle-melting heat, any day. The General E. Lee, KITT, and the Batmobil - Jul 9, 2008
- Once upon a time there was a brave, brave Canadian who died (or at least disa - Jul 9, 2008
- Thanks guys, I appreciate it. - Jun 26, 2008
- Rob Schneider, I wouldn't mind starting to smoke, and Mitch Hedburg is a favo - Jun 25, 2008
- Thanks guys - part 3 will bring with it the epic conclusion to this tale of l - Jun 24, 2008
- Dude's got a fucking laser gun, this isn't even close. Also, a little Asian b - Jun 18, 2008
