School: Other
Class of: 2004
Hometown: Perth - WA - Australia
At a Glance:
I'm a 25 year old male desperately fighting the cosmic powers forcing me to become like my dad. I'm a super positive guy working in the most narcissist breeding line of work. I submitted articles once but was shot down with flaming balls of hate. I constantly give positive feedback to those around me, because credit should be given where credit is due. We live in such a negative world. PIC isn't here to offend you jerkwads, it's here to make you laff at the ridiculousness of life.Bio:
I've changed. I use to tell everyone how awesomely fruity and flamboyant I was. I could of been a walking rainbow... But I've become one raging negative being of hate and angst since those days. I've gone from watching Scrubs, to Grey's Anatomy. This is my evolution, my story. I'm just one guy struggling against the system. You know who messes up the system. Do gooders. Do gooders are probably the worst kind of person right after homeless people. Do gooders cause reform. Reform means new procedure. Procedure means more paperwork. Do gooders are responsible for millions of reports and files by governmental agencies the world over. Think about that Mr Do Gooder. Your probably costing more paper worth than just that tree your strapped to, you'd of saved more if you stayed home. I shouldn't complain though, you known my wife is ridiculously attractive. How many times I've been told I punch above my weight... and I believe I was put on this earth to make people happy and to spread love, it's just that I'm falling deeper into a pit of despair and negativity. I could be bi-polar. I'm surrounded by people who complain, who whinge, I'm met with criminals, people who are chronic drinkers, abusers, people who hate on you and those that are clinically insane. And the kicker is, some have bad B O. It wears you down. How many jobless people tell you to; 'do your job'? I hear it daily, and the irony is lost on them. Personally, to escape it all; I like to laugh with my wife. I love to watch my son fall over and laugh at him. He's top heavy. Big head. Well his head is normal. Maybe he has a small body. There are definitely balance issues when I push him. I enjoy the simple things of life. I like laughing and being with those I love. I'm very traditional - I only do missionary. I'm creative but talentless, which makes my creations void. My life goal is to get an article published on here one day, even if it means hocking my hole for cash. If you've read all this you fit into one of three catergories, 1. Time waster, 2. You skipped to the bottom, 3. My mum. Cheer me up if you get a chance. Kind regards. AzComments:
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