College Quotes
Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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At a Glance:
At a glance, I'm kind of a nerd. And by kind of, I mean a wicked nerd. I think you should know that.Bio:
I think the dude who's in the "f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report dot com baby" is really cool.
I used to be awesome back in high school, and spent my spare time doing things like ordering pepperoni pizza without the pepperoni (even though it's better with it.)
Then I got to college. Now I spend my spare time chilling in my bed, or people watching like a wicked creeper out my window.
When I'm not doing that, I'm your friendly neighborhood bottle and can counter at the local supermarket. I bet you've never experienced the feeling of a stale Pepsi and V8 cocktail dripping into your sneakers before.
Know what I've learned here? It's really awkward when the priest dude on campus sneezes next to you and you don't say bless you. I guess maybe next time I could slip a "gazuntieght" (sp?). I'm going to hell.
Also my goals in life include working for a travel magazine and being paid to travel the world. Sweet gig, huh? We'll see how that pans out.
My friends accuse me of being a short bus rider, I get text messages: "omg i saw a shrt bus n thot of u!!!" I don't think I've actually ever been on one before though.
I have a really small attention span.
