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Class of: 2010
Hometown: Fort Bridger
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holyfuckstick.Bio:
Went to a community college (don't judge) for Psych and Spanish, got my CNA, currently enrolled in Nursing. Work three jobs. Don't own a vacuum. Two dogs. One boyfriend. Enjoy stale marshmallows. Like babies, old folks, and poinsettias. Enjoy sentence fragments.Comments:
- you are truly shameless, huh? - Jul 29, 2011
- Did someone have a bad day? =( Also, those weird lines by your head (left) - Jul 24, 2011
- Oh... - Jul 24, 2011
- Wait, you don't eat dog food? - Jul 22, 2011
- You're funny. Check out the very early posts of www.iamgettingfat.blogspot.co - Jun 15, 2011
- I'm glad that wasn't hard to follow. It's tossedoffabridge because waaaay bac - Jun 14, 2011
- How are my trains of thought hard to follow?? Cher's "Train Of Thought" is o - Jun 14, 2011
- I CAN STALK YOU BY SENDING YOU SECRET LITTLE MESSAGES??? Ehhem, I mean, we ca - Jun 14, 2011
- So rather than make a profile, you comment about not having a profile again? - Jun 14, 2011
- I am nineteen, own a dictionary AND a thesaurus, I own books and have a libra - Jun 14, 2011
- Here's one for you. As I was driving down 1-80 from work today, a motorist fr - Jun 11, 2011
- I love answering questions three years later... 1. I find whitey tighties - Jun 8, 2011
- Every day at work, I have this grumpy 30-some year old guy who comes in at 7: - Jun 5, 2011
- And here comes the fight club quote... "what's that smell?" Okay, random - Jun 3, 2011
- have you been to oblivion before, nick? i stepped in once, but jumped right o - Jun 3, 2011
- Wouldn't it be mother instead? hmm. I think this may have upset me a little. - Jun 3, 2011
- Nick and Andrei, with all three of us working, this trip to oblivion will tak - Jun 3, 2011
- "oh and death." - Jun 3, 2011
- youre quite wonderful, Nick Moose. You read to me like the person in my head - Jun 2, 2011
- Poupon you, Andrei. Poupon you. - Jun 2, 2011
- I'm only slightly insane, not completely. And thank you again =) - Jun 2, 2011
- A typo or a jab? - Jun 2, 2011
- yup, although that was mostly a joke. i sound like one of those crazy girls, - Jun 2, 2011
- thank you =) - Jun 2, 2011
- I'm not uncomfortable with people seeing them, which is why they're on a publ - Jun 2, 2011
- Andrei Andrei Andrei Andrei Andrei Andrei!! (once again, little kid tactics) - Jun 2, 2011
- I think we look cute. I am comfy and squishy like a couch. It doesn't look li - Jun 2, 2011
- DELETE THAT WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!! please? and it does N - Jun 2, 2011
- "lions in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you..." aaannnnddd "Wi - Jun 2, 2011
- I learned that the hard way in fourth grade. I was trying to look up etymolog - Jun 2, 2011
- Problem is, I don't believe in God. That'd kind of fuck over the whole system - Jun 2, 2011
- *e-hands over e-ears, with e-eyes squenched shut* NONONONONONONONONONONONONO - Jun 2, 2011
- French's, if only so I don't have to deal with the jokes from the other =) I - Jun 2, 2011
- 4. You knew what I meant =P 6. Guilt leads to acting out sexually, which lea - Jun 1, 2011
- I like mustard. I REALLY like mustard. Not bragging. Jussayin'. - Jun 1, 2011
- Seperate thought. You said one thousand times dorkier and thats what showed u - Jun 1, 2011
- isn't it Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption? hmm Ben Folds Five =) - Jun 1, 2011
- Will you be running again this round? - May 31, 2011
- Yes, it is a FOB song. And I actually think it's on Take This To Your Grave, - May 31, 2011
- this is a weird question, but is the title of this inspired by a song called - May 30, 2011
- Almost is a very good one. Coincidently, I got drunk at school at 14, made ou - May 30, 2011
- No it's not...? Why would you say that? He's trying to help out his fellow me - May 30, 2011
- If Rachael Ray and Sarah Palin had a love child, it would look just like me. - May 30, 2011
- Shut Up and Smile by BFS is my favorite song ever. Well, not really, but it's - May 30, 2011
- I like the idea of a zombie room. Not necessarily dead people living in it, b - May 29, 2011
- Cheer Up =) (haha get it? Because it's a reel big fish song? heh....) Okay - May 29, 2011
- If I stalk you past the point of clicking on your profile and looking at rece - May 28, 2011
- uhhhhh.... one who giggles a lot and has a bubbly, energetic, fairly happy pe - May 28, 2011
- As am I, Nick Moose...As am I. - May 27, 2011
- Oh hush. I logged in. Isn't that enough? But no, I mean in general. There - May 26, 2011
- ...I love bed bath and beyond.... =( - May 26, 2011
- I love these. - May 26, 2011
- Okay, I'll admit that I'm lazy and don't actually think. Why are you so an - May 26, 2011
- Congratulations, Andrei. You survived another one =) - May 21, 2011
- Sara, not only is it a comedy site, it's a COLLEGE HUMOR site. As in it's tar - May 16, 2011
- Kathryn Roitz "likes" this comment. - May 16, 2011
- A little off topic, but Argue With A Tree is the best live album I've ever li - May 16, 2011
- 1. What do you like the most about going home for the holidays?-The food! And - May 15, 2011
- I feel very insecure now. (i liked it. I'm for free love on the streets, f - May 14, 2011
- After my first semester at college, I tried to volunteer at our hospital's gi - May 14, 2011
- What bothers me is have have seen some that obviously took a bunch of time an - May 13, 2011
- Defending your poems on your comment wall on your blog kind of makes me a hyp - May 12, 2011
- Dear internet troll, 'tis simply an opinion, You can have one too. ps. y - May 12, 2011
- I hope someday he posts a poem about how it's his writing and his blog, there - May 12, 2011
- Has anyone ever heard of a poo-painting? They're unique, personal works of ar - May 12, 2011
- Oh yes, yes she is. Got a big mouth though. At least her skin tone goes well - May 7, 2011
- I actually got a different job at the same place. I was applying for a dietar - May 7, 2011
- I wear Shape-Ups. I don't wear Shape-Ups to tone my behind. I wear Shape-Ups - May 7, 2011
- I TOLD you not to tell anyone, Courtney!! - May 6, 2011
- I'm just bitching. the computer won't get smashed. I be just a bitter little - May 6, 2011
- I swear to god, if my internet history keeps getting deleted, I'm going to sm - May 6, 2011
- Female pizza delivery girls are uncommon? lol. I occasionally tell people tha - May 5, 2011
- You know, I also take care of sick people, cashier, and wait tables. I'm not - May 5, 2011
- Go ahead and get in my account. I have a whole dollar in my savings account a - May 4, 2011
- Totally told you my mother's maiden name, which is also a security question. - May 4, 2011
- Because it makes me feel like a good person that when I donate, virtually any - May 3, 2011
- My mother's maiden name is Brown, which is also my sister's married name. I a - May 3, 2011
- 1. My mother predicts things. Future children's gender and whatnot. She has d - May 2, 2011
- You know the stuff that you deem useless stupid shit are important to some pe - May 2, 2011
- 1. I like christmas tree peanut butter cups. 2A. For Whom The Bell Tolls. - May 2, 2011
- EDIT-i guess i'm in oblivion... =) my comment isn't showing MY SOUL! You - May 1, 2011
- It's fascinating reading the comments one word per line. I read them in my he - May 1, 2011
- Because I guess i'm the prettiest girl in region, but I lack womanly skills. - May 1, 2011
- 1A. We've all banged some less than desirable people, except me of course. Ar - May 1, 2011
- So, what foot-in-mouth thing sparked this story? You ask for ours, now we ask - May 1, 2011
- If it would help even out the male/female ratio, Wyoming is also filled with - May 1, 2011
- Who knew the sex facts and the bug war would merge? Awesome. - Apr 30, 2011
- Oooh, dirtier! Really? Every dude i've discussed sex with has the goal of - Apr 30, 2011
- Oooh, dirty. How is that female-y? I thought it was just common sexual cou - Apr 30, 2011
- I'm not only having sex to keep my man =) And skunk women are so needy. - Apr 30, 2011
- I'm glad that when I am devoured, people will shit like clockwork. Gives me s - Apr 29, 2011
- I am not an idiot =P I just like blathering on and on. - Apr 29, 2011
- I don't like lucky charms...I like bran flakes. I will taste like bran when I - Apr 28, 2011
- She probably tastes like toasted marshmallow and rainbows. I kind of feel cre - Apr 27, 2011
- You know, maybe I want her showing up at my doorstep. I have a kitchen that n - Apr 27, 2011
- Oh my goodness gracious, she's adorable. Like, utterly adorable. Sigh. And I - Apr 27, 2011
- The third arm is a highly functioning appendage. I'm really good at doing beh - Apr 27, 2011
- Would it lessen the appeal if i told you that I have a third arm sticking out - Apr 27, 2011
- Welcome to Wyoming! Yes, we know that there's virtually no people here. Yes, - Apr 27, 2011
- There, I'm logged in. Happy? I find it odd that I can remember hundreds up - Apr 27, 2011
- I assume you're putting them in canning jars and putting lids on them, yes? A - Apr 26, 2011
- I have a profile, I'm just too lazy to log in most of the time. Plus, my boyf - Apr 26, 2011
- Turduckenstrichoinkbeef... My new favorite food. Thanks for a good laugh and - Aug 24, 2009
- I just shat from laughter. Thanks for that. - Aug 17, 2009
