College Quotes
Nicole: So we were stuck doing stuff until 11:30 at night, which is way past my bedtime-
Ashley: No it's not.
Nicole: Whatever, it's still too late to be doing anything that is not at least an 8 on my fun meter, and as I'm leaving this guy walking in was all, "Hello." And I'm like, "There is nothing hello about it!" And there wasn't.
Ashley: That doesn't make sense.
Nicole: Neither does saying hello when it's that late.
-There is a time for everything...
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
View archives »
Books from PIC
The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
Signup for PIC!
Create a member account now to track your comments/submissions, mark your favorites, contact writers, customize your profile and more. It only takes a few seconds here.
Recent Comments
| Author | Comment | Article |
|---|---|---|
| That girl (not verified) | 1. Jack and Diet 2a. | Weekly Questions at the Bar |
| Casey Freeman | "Drunk chicks will do almost | Weekly Questions at the Bar |
| Chance S | 1. I typically don't | Weekly Questions at the Bar |
| tommy (not verified) | 1. combo of draft beers and | Weekly Questions at the Bar |
| Xavier Holland | 1. Beer if I'm chilling, Gin | Weekly Questions at the Bar |
| Tyler (not verified) | No Nate, I agree w/Anon's | Chubby Check Out Girl and Fixed Incomes |
more
