I Am Bill Gates and You’re Just Not Worth the Microchips
Do you know how expensive microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time!
Do you know how expensive microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time!
And what about my heart, my battery? Fifteen years and still going strong. Always keeps its charge.
Skip the endless interplanetary travels and instead, parachute your rovers from Earth orbit into the welcoming atmosphere of San Asino’s city park.
That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!
I was going through your photos, which– Stop screaming, you know you have nothing incriminating.
I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.
Listen, you're already on thin ice with me. You and I both know this ain't the first time we've found ourselves here.
Let me know how I can be of use. Today’s Tip: You’re spending too much time on Twitter at the expense of your personal relationships!
BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.