Eight planets and the actual forms of reproduction by their inhabitants, verified as authentic by Scientology Monthly and USA Today.
Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).
Why does a beautiful girl like me only have 37 friends? Because I'm selective, that's why. Just click "confirm" already.
There are a few times a year when I have the energy to have sex, but contrary to popular belief, I'm not having all the sex.
Any reindeer that have seen graphic photos of the horrific effects of Red Nose Waffle or Silver Balls know it's nothing to mess with.
Janine, love of my life, woman of my dreams, hired a ball grabber for me. I didn't even know those women existed until I met her.
Single this holiday season? Feeling lonely beside your no-bake marshmallow casserole at the last friendsgiving? Peep these recipes!
Fuel up your chainsaws, polish your silver spheres, and crack the knuckles of your knife-fingered gloves: it's sexy male hunters from the movies.
I would like to express my deepest gratitude for your willingness to begin the process of considering having sex with me. But first, a few matters of federal, state, and local law.
Over time, you tend to become more and brave with the vibrating pleasure bullet. Sticking him in places where you feel pretty safe he'll pop right back out.