Yelp Reviews of My Toddler’s Restaurant
Having never been to a mandatory restaurant before, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Marshall-Chase-Spiderman-Sit-Down-Now was delightful!
Having never been to a mandatory restaurant before, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Marshall-Chase-Spiderman-Sit-Down-Now was delightful!
The restaurant would tell you that a lot of my experiences were colored by my sloth, but I disagree. This could happen to anyone, even the slothless.
If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.
Winkler Field in Saratoga: I’m sorry I repeatedly yelled, “I want that kid checked for steroids, he’s a steroid junkie” after a player hit a double.
Some things just can’t be fixed with free waffle fries.
You only made $200 this week, yet you STILL let your friends drag you here?
The "Definitely Not Adderall" Meal ($54.99): A taco shell with six tablets of Adderall in it.
It might look like I have a pretty good gig, but don’t you think this is kind of fucked up?
Car to driveway. Food to house. Hour to hour. Day to day. Week to week. Month to month. Smell to food. Food to dumpster and so on.
You can’t move your arms as much as you’d like.
If you ate all that, we’re astonished you are alive to read this notice. Your arteries must be as hard as bricks.
When it’s clear the patron isn’t saying “when” anytime soon and your mind starts to wander.