I Finished Making My First Batch of Chardonnay for My New Wine Company and I’m Looking Forward to Selling It in 17 Years
Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.
Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.
You can spend a fortune on a professional decorator, or you can hire us, We Do It With Dogs.
Lethargy, or complanata torporem, meaning “flattened by torpor.” Use this defense when you’re desperately late out the door because it’s a cold.
The Instant Pot is everything you want in a partner: dependable, easy to understand, warm, generous, creative, talented, and great in the kitchen!
Today’s Opposite Day was triggered by my friend’s child, Kalley, who expressed that I "had a nice haircut… on Opposite Day."
Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
Unfortunately, I do have to make a living. As it turns out, the only subject I’m really educated on—beyond punching things—is a dying industry.
Were you raised by parents who “loved you unconditionally,” regardless of your achievements and “accolades”?
Do not schedule the drill during prime hangover hours.
How lucky are we to have a youngly Master of Business Administration as land-lord! Thou hast every right to levy rents from my labour.
I come to this park to walk my dog and to scold teenagers doing skateboard tricks on the walkway.