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Ernest Hemingway For Hire: Competent Shoes, Never Filled
Ernest Hemingway For Hire: Competent Shoes, Never Filled
You have family wealth and a car that turns into a plane, whereas I am $73,000 in debt with a degree in Applied Puzzles from Gotham University.
The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.
The final, most difficult step of my plan: don't act like a total creepy freak in front of other people all the time ever again.
It can be tempting to rely on labels, especially when those labels are in stylish sans serif capitals artfully nestled among the colorful blobs.
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
John came to us by way of Elmo Fuentes, who was really the inspiration for the idea, at least according to Ryan and Ann Nguyen.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.
Dear Xfinity, I could not be happier with my wifi. My internet is SO fast and I never randomly lose service while writing an important email.
I can’t and I can’t even. Whatever phrase works best for you to understand that I can’t help you.
We will be booking you at the nearest available destination: a desolate mountainside, now viewable if you look out the left side of the aircraft.