A Tourism Brochure for [YOUR HOMETOWN]
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?
A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.
I assure you that there is no better place to be than in a rickety metal porch swing slowly ascending to the sky!
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
Animal with four letters in its name? Easy: cat. Wait– Oh my God. I meant cat with two t’s? Ok, shake that off.
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
Intellectual property is precious and hard to find, just like Tracy’s body.
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?