Mariah Carey Asks If You Got a Gift Receipt
I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.
I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.
What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
When people told me they thought this song was about sexual relations, this corn-shuckin’ country boy was shocked.
Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.
"Fearless" -- You see the glass as half-full, not half-empty. That includes the glass of tea which you brought to Lady Ashby the day she died.
I just happen to like the smooth sound of “Michael Jordackson.” It’s got a nice ring to it.
Choose a ringtone that’s right for you, your lifestyle, and your tolerance for the incessant cacophony of crickets inside your head jar.
Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.
I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)
Ah, the thrill of the entertainment industry, of which I am now a part as of several hours ago.
Statement: Miles Davis’ career led to the discovery of acoustic soft-beach rocker Jack Johnson. Ruling: Myth. Again, no.