Classic Movies Re-Imagined with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as the Lead
Forty-eight-year-old high school senior Ferris "The Rock" Bueller has 24 hours to save the city of Chicago from imminent destruction.
Forty-eight-year-old high school senior Ferris "The Rock" Bueller has 24 hours to save the city of Chicago from imminent destruction.
You may be wondering: Mr. Krueger, are nightmare factories really "essential?" Especially during a pandemic when real life mimics nightmares?
At each Morpheats location, you're welcomed into a cyberpunk dystopia by a pleather-clad “Matrix d’” who takes you to your virtual table.
"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.
Clara, stop pecking the sound guy! I’m sorry, Clara has recently developed a taste for human flesh.
"Netflix Throws Hot American Soldier into Cast of New British Film, Hoping You're OK With the U.S. Military Industrial Complex"
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?
Episode 4 – Karl Malone discovers the 3rd person POV literary device and begins using it in interviews. Stockton reinvigorates his Catholicism.
You’re gonna want a place near bars, delis, and neighborhood laundromats. These are full of characters who will be furiously vague witnesses.
“You have the right to remain sexy, no matter how indeterminately older you are than your circle of close friends.” It’s just a number, people!
The Altos (Ask Jeeves Deluxe): If Riverdale is Twin Peaks for teens, then The Altos is The Sopranos for people who barely know what television is.