Quiz: Are You Suffering from Main Character Syndrome?
Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.
Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.
I Know What Hunts Youcalyptus Mint -- An incisive blend that weaves a piercing mint with a feisty eucalyptus connotation.
I didn’t have a chance to respond as that monster of a machine came back around, running over a cardboard standup of Neo from "The Matrix."
You were so busy pretending to be a British royal, you didn't even notice that your wife and kids left you and that she changed the Netflix password on her way out.
I know Father Mike and his massive ego won’t like me saying this. The self-proclaimed “superstar” of the baptism world loves the spotlight.
When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.
Carrie’s new side hustle is: A) Monetizing her signature monologues with a TED Talk! B) Renting out rooms in her apartment on Airbnb.
30 minutes in, dad dug his guitar out of the closet and then openly wept when he realized he had forgotten the chords to even the simplest song.
Starting to feel claustrophobic? Great! That’s precisely how you should feel as you fake deliberate the fate of a human being.
Have you found yourself in a position where your grand scheme will allow you to not only kidnap the governor’s daughter, but his wife as well?
Would you watch a show about a sex columnist in Pocatello? Without me as the backdrop, it’s just white women complaining.
CuckTales – Donald and Daisy have the perfect relationship. But they have a secret: he likes to watch... Daisy with other ducks, that is.