Many Americans are skeptical of the amount of counterthinking going into fighting the War on Thoughts. #ThoughtWar2017 is occurring on a global level.
While it may not make for polite conversation on Christmas morning, it’s important nonetheless that you understand, Harry Potter is a degenerate psychopath.
There are now 18 different colored bracelets that represent 139 different problems. Even Jay-Z can't rap about that much confusion.
Saundra was a hot mess of whirlwind crazy. If this was God's match for me, I shuddered to think who Satan would have picked out.
When you take a shower, your brain releases these chemicals called "neurons" that swim around in your brain and increase thought processing.
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She is afraid of commitment, but at the same time she wants to rush things. Once things are Facebook official, it only gets crazier.
The moment you mispronounced "Szechuan chicken," all of reality froze as if someone had hit the pause button on existence.
One short series of poor vacation decisions later, and you ended up with a new shoulder dragon friend for life.
Remember, every log you place on the fire would undoubtedly be screaming if it had a voice.
So you burnt your weiner and almost burned down your kitchen. Perfect time to learn how to cope with life's tragedies.