Before you even leave the house, you’ll have to decide which restroom is the bestroom for YOU. These five steps will help you make it all the way to that satisfying crap.
Honestly, I've taken all I can from the animals we call "men," and as a heterosexual man that's saying something. Those pigs have pushed me to breaking point.
We sat down with 2016 for a frank, one-on-one discussion on everything from Harambe to Trump to gay rights.
Hi, I'm Ariel. You may know me from The Little Mermaid or your local lesbian dive bar. Call me a rainbow fish, because I'm part of your world.
We may have won a victory in Washington for gay marriage, but we won't be able to run and hide in Canada when the 99942 Apophis asteroid comes knocking at our door.
This article is a call for unity: My girlfriend and I are not the only same-sex couple. There are other people who have sex with each other at the same time too.
There have to be only two lesbian Pakistanis in all of Arkansas and my daughter has to meet one of them. I have nothing against Pakistan, it's just a little much y'know?
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
What he says: "Haha, it's only gay if you make eye contact!" What he means: "Staring contest, Brent."
I told a friend about eating fondue with my mom and he said, "You ate fondue? That's so gay! With your mom? That's even gayer!"