We sat down with 2016 for a frank, one-on-one discussion on everything from Harambe to Trump to gay rights.
Hi, I'm Ariel. You may know me from The Little Mermaid or your local lesbian dive bar. Call me a rainbow fish, because I'm part of your world.
We may have won a victory in Washington for gay marriage, but we won't be able to run and hide in Canada when the 99942 Apophis asteroid comes knocking at our door.
This article is a call for unity: My girlfriend and I are not the only same-sex couple. There are other people who have sex with each other at the same time too.
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
What he says: "Haha, it's only gay if you make eye contact!" What he means: "Staring contest, Brent."
I told a friend about eating fondue with my mom and he said, "You ate fondue? That's so gay! With your mom? That's even gayer!"
Korean kids nickname just about every teacher. Like most nicknames, they just pop up. Maybe your nose is big, your hair is yellow, or you talk with a stutter.
Governor Jerry Brown banned a "therapy" that is designed to turn gay people into straight people and thus rid the world of men who think my butt is cute.
Turns out a lot of the seemingly innocuous activities we do as straight men are as gay as fruit cup substitutions for hash browns at Denny's.