“Your father wants to drive you to the airport and have a talk with you,” my mom said. Even at the ripe young age of 32, these words scared the crap out of me.
Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory
"Did I forget to mention that your uncles and I are immune to poison ivy? Doesn’t do shit to us. So maybe you’ve got a 50/50 chance of catching that gene, son."
Originally, I bought the zipper tie as a joke, but since nobody in my family wears ties except for me, I thought I may as well give this one a shot.
My friends wonder what the hell I'm doing with my free time seeing crap like Panic Room and Eagle Eye, but at least I don't get high and turn on my cable.
When I realized the "ZXCY" keys on my laptop wouldn't work, along with Control, Function, that Windows thing, or Alt, I called my buddy WAM for a quick fix.
I made the move from PaperMate to Bic when I worked in an office and could steal better pens. Then I got laid off.
"I must get my thwarting-death genes from you then, huh Dad?" I said. "Nope. You get that from your mother," he replied.
All the coolness of the firehouse made me start questioning my choice of profession as a boring-ass teacher.
I dont just use my old boxers to nestle up with my nether regions. They serve many other purposes, like alternative Q-Tips and kitchen rags.
If you've ever seen me, or a photo of me, it's pretty obvious I'm a dude. I usually wear a beard or a five-o'clock shadow. But some Korean girls are confused.