How to Make a Cover Letter That’s Slightly Less Desperate than You
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
Don’t get me wrong—on paper, you had pretty much everything we were looking for. But your experience was not at our company, in this exact position.
Actually, I think I’m responding quite normally to the motivational seminar I watch constantly.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
We’re looking for a problem-solver with a team-centered approach and supernatural powers.
Ernest Hemingway For Hire: Competent Shoes, Never Filled
My degree in the Art History of Bookbinding has proved utterly useless, even in the bookbinding industry.
Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.
- Sometimes the leader thinks they can fly. - Workers must work as fast as they can with barely any breaks.
WHAT WE’RE LOOKIN’ FOR… YOU: - Enjoy tippin’ over hot dog carts for craps n’ giggles - Like puttin’ pennies on train tracks and watching ‘em smoosh
The Ethics Committee has taken notice of how January has benefitted from gym memberships, weight loss medications, and black-eyed peas sales for decades.
First off, my name is Jonathan. No one called me John, except Billy Joel. So were we really even friends?