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A Transcript from the New York Times Interview with President-Elect Trump About a Photograph of a Shoe
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David Peterson, The Crab Apples iconic lead singer, is a walking, talking contradiction. He is ignoring all his influences and pursing a psychedelic folksy revolution.
We need a new bandmate who can lead an interview. WE CAN'T DO IT!! MUSICAL TALENT IS NOT REQUIRED TO JOIN THIS BAND. In fact, please ONLY be charming.
Honestly, after thinking about it and coming in today…I don't think you guys want me. I just got out of a LONG relationship with my last company, and I'm just not ready.
Wesley Jansen relaxes and provides honest responses to a relationship interviewer attempting to match him up with a female applicant. We quickly learn some men lack suitable experience.
As y'all may or may not know (doesn't matter), I love sluts. Especially really hot sluts. I'm all for women who want nothing more than sex all the time. In fact, for better or for worse, these are typically the kinds of chicks who find themselves attracted to me.