Welcome to La Fromage Glissant, the Five-Star Hotel with the Most Slippery Floors
We used to be a roller disco, and decided to pay tribute to our history by keeping the floors just as lacquered as they were in 1977.
We used to be a roller disco, and decided to pay tribute to our history by keeping the floors just as lacquered as they were in 1977.
My boss said guests don’t want to see “gray smudges” while enjoying their complimentary light breakfast. I said they would once they read the essay I left by the bagel station.
The hostess had my children help her out in the kitchen this morning, chopping vegetables and stirring a great big soup pot.
The smell is totally normal. Nothing’s leaking. A lot of boats smell like this. It could be all the eggs I’ve been eating lately.
A towel on another towel means, “These towels are having sex. Do not disturb. The mating dance of the hotel towel is delicate.”
We’re not real good at giving directions, so we suggest you stop by the quaint post office off Route 40 (or 14?), and ask for Hank.
Our friendly staff will welcome you in the lobby, where we’ll happily carry your bags for you. Look at you pretending you’re about to help!
Spend a luxurious evening in a gorgeous Four Seasons suite with an ex lover of your choosing. You passed right through denial and into anger.
I was a philosophy major. I can’t say my studies haven’t served me well in my current line of work as the beachball tossed at corporate sales events.
I want to assure Rewards Members that we are now extending free counseling to all members and not just Gold-Level as with past homicides.
Hal's Review: "About 13,000 people died there in the early 1900s, but you could hardly tell!"
My boyfriend made the reservation and the owner almost wouldn’t let us check in because my name is Janice.