Things I’ve Said During Anal Sex That Are Also Comments I’ve Received on My Workshop Submission
I feel like you're not fully inhabiting the space here. / This does absolutely nothing for me. / Wait, it's not over yet?
I feel like you're not fully inhabiting the space here. / This does absolutely nothing for me. / Wait, it's not over yet?
In the end, I think the main takeaway for most bigtime movie buffs is the masterful performance of one Joseph “The Spanish Rattlesnake” Pesci.
Jazz is a brilliant genre, America’s only original musical art form, apart from bluegrass, country, country Western, folk, and folk revival.
"Unless this is some sort of street lingo I need to brush up on, I think you may have accidentally contacted me. LOL!"
I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.
We’ve determined that the situation you’ve described does not qualify as Friendship and maybe you should just get a dog. Or a better vibrator.
Wilcox - Say hello to Wilcox! Your newest member of the household comes in Smoky Bourbon or Teal.
He gets excited when I feed him, but seems lukewarm when I reach important academic milestones or make advancements in my career.
Humorous: Suggest, as a possible place of origin, "Yo momma’s ass." Smile to indicate that you are "just kidding."
We're clearly marked, "Randy's Adult Superstore"! A normal store for normal, non-sex crazed adults. What’s the issue here?
Just touching base with you on this month’s miracles. As you know, miracles are one of our key performance indicators this quarter.
It appears you believe I am actually leaving in a few days. This is not accurate. These ceiling deals are always a bit of a work in progress.