What Is Your State’s Official Beverage?
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
Wounded Keyboard Warrior Project – Provides ergonomic computer interfaces for patriots injured in online political arguments.
It’s been proven time and time again that this country thrives when we reach across the aisle, civilly shake hands, and give our wives their space.
“Do we even know if the parents adopted this puppy? What if they stole it? Is this baby even theirs? You can’t believe everything you read online!!”
I don’t understand why no one wants to hire me. I played opposite Annette Benning, for fuck sakes.
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
8:15 AM: I get ready for my workday. I am dressed in a t-shirt that says “Open Letter To 'The Man': Eat Shit.”
We are really vibing with 2020. We just had bubble tea for the first time! Back when we were alive, tea was just this, like, sad British thing.
With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.
For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.
Can’t seem to think of a good slogan. “Minnesota: Chug It Down!” No, that’s not it. “Minnesota: Everybody in the Pool!” Closer, but still no.