10 Really Insensitive Things You Should Never Say to People
Thank you for being so open and honest about your breakup. It sounds like there were many complicated factors in your previous relationship. So, are you ready to start sucking my dick yet?
Thank you for being so open and honest about your breakup. It sounds like there were many complicated factors in your previous relationship. So, are you ready to start sucking my dick yet?
There might not even be a crime to convict you of, but this is not the time to assume there isn’t. Absolutely DO NOT get your fingerprints on it.
I won't go into biological details, son, because that would just be awkward for both of us, but I really want you to understand that Gettin’ Down to Business is serious business.
Strap in for a brews cruise around the world, from that guy who drinks a lot and probably knows stuff. Probably. Ehh, either way.
Germany has some of the best damn beers in the world. And unfortunately I'm not drinking any of them, because I can't afford too.
A spur-of-the-moment party saves desperate, lonely man Danny Aleman from social oblivion and family patheticism.
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
When tasting a wine, I like to start three feet away from the wine glass and write down my first impressions from my eyes and beloved, all-telling nose.
It’s easy to become an alcoholic, since life is pretty terrible, but how to keep drinking and still (appear to) be a functioning member of society?
The rapidly-swirling vortex of alcohol intensifies as a large mass of Corona streams in from the southwest, touching off tens of banana daiquiris in its deadly wake.
I've decided to come to you once again delving into the world of nerd-themed alcoholism, while holding out hope that scientists create an artificial liver soon.
I want you to feel me in every inch of your body until you lose all sense of logic, and the usual minutiae of lazy Sundays goes out the window.