Our New Corporate Cybersecurity Rollout Protects Your Computer by Rendering It Completely Inaccessible to You
Once your laptop reboots, please use the following case-sensitive password to log in: MyNameIsToddAndImAFuckingIdiot
Once your laptop reboots, please use the following case-sensitive password to log in: MyNameIsToddAndImAFuckingIdiot
Unfortunately, the use of our XR line to assist in a murder of anyone is strictly prohibited.
Also, need I remind you, I didn’t try to lasso the waiter with it---I did lasso the waiter with it.
At our first show without the droning hum of our generator, it was scary to launch into our opener, a cover of “The Big Rock Candy Mountain.”
Here's how it works: use the app to locate the nearest stack of tires and a pole that I've dropped off all across the city. Then assemble!
I hear people claim the internet is watching their every move, and I say "Are my moves not worthy?"
Red and White – Said or did something stupid but not necessarily evil. Named their baby after their foot massager.
I'm giving away the chance to enter a drawing for a trip for one to one of the most romantic destinations in the world: Calgary!
We're clearly marked, "Randy's Adult Superstore"! A normal store for normal, non-sex crazed adults. What’s the issue here?
To learn how to kick that pesky eating habit, click the link in my profile to book a free info session today!
Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?
Based out of our offices located inside the spire of One World Trade Center, and we’d love to work with YOU (until the next round of layoffs).