It’s Your First Day at Target, Any Questions Can Be Answered by the Giant Red Orbs Out Front
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
Leader Ron also just told us he has binged through seasons 1 and 2 of The Office last night, and can’t wait to find out how Jim and Pam's arc ends.
I’m not sure what the deal is but I wanted to lodge a formal complaint. Do you have an email?
Let's start by setting some intentions. I'll go first. My intention is to be present--in this parking space.
I maybe should have drawn a line on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time.
Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.
Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”
Have you considered making me taller and more visually striking? Might be good for brand recognition.
I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.
I lost motivation for my role of being the embodiment of vanity. To put it lightly: remote work has challenged the core values I once held dear.
Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.