I, Jesus Christ, Hath Risen and Wow You Guys Have a Lot of Seltzer Brands Now
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?
Too much fruit: I've eaten six tons of papaya, 3,500 grapefruits, 0 apples, 700 oranges, more grapes than I can count, and a plethora of colorful berries.
Walk out: Just leave en masse. Once you're a healthy distance away from me, there will be no one to support my Multi-Level Marketing Religion.
Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.
1 Peter 1:3: "Praise be to bunny Jesus who is always, like, twitching his little nose."
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
@Corinthians Love is patient love is kind. It does not filter, it does not crop, it is not thirsty #Paul #RunTellThat
I think we can all agree: it is odd how a single (accidental text message / vote with my fellow Cardinals) can change the course of history
Pray especially for those of us who have screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE" at our children.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.