The Yelp Reviews in the Trash Zone Are Misleading at Best
The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.
The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.
NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator
My motivation was killed by me throwing my phone out the window when my alarm went off for the fifth time and I didn’t want to get up for a run.
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
We at Fatty Matty’s Quakin’ Baconz do not assume liability for any health complications and/or death that may arise from the "DOIN’ IT RAW" special.
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.
Sea Mink: “Know your strengths, what others see and desire in you, and then hide or remove those strengths so that they don’t kill you for them.”
Folks have been sending us questions about the meteor explosion, and we’re going to give you all the information you’ll need to get through this.
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.
With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.