Behold! Der American Adventures of Das EuroDad!
Mein gott, his calves are whiter than the snowcapped peaks of the Swiss Alps. Achtung, baby!
Mein gott, his calves are whiter than the snowcapped peaks of the Swiss Alps. Achtung, baby!
Have you ever heard of the term "self-fulfilling prophecy?" Maybe the cross is made of some kind of metal that vampires are sensitive to.
Marilyn Brewster was surrounded by loved ones including her beautiful, perfect daughter Deborah who I could make so happy if she’d return my calls.
You’re holding in your hands as sophisticated an anti-terrorist device as God in his worshipful workshop has ever devised!
This residency is fully funded and exists in an alternate universe where the words fully funded do not mean we give you funds.
"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"
A female human getting married will choose her favorite female friends and force them to all wear the same dress for the big day.
But I had only completed five of the classes when they arrested me for sawing my roommate in half. I shouldn’t have tried such an advanced trick.
You can either let those lemons get you down, or you can absolutely crush the shit out of those lemons by channeling the inebriated fury of Thor.
I'm using my little green thumb to turn up the thermostat and the humidifier at the same time. Now I'm using both hands.
It has taken hard work to get to where I am. I am a self-made, set-a-guy-up-to-be-murdered-and-steal-his-identity kind of person.
Can you show me examples of crimes against humanity the organization has been working on? Would I be able to represent ISIS at industry conferences?