A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.
You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Empty your pockets. Phones out, now! And you know what? While you’re doing that, why don’t you all sing Happy Birthday?
You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.
Cement Mixer Swivel Chair - Once your guests sink into the metal drum, they won’t want (or be able) to get up!
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.