Online Job Application Tips for Zoomers, from a Boomer Ally
Message one of the employers' staff through LinkedIn, Facebook and carrier pigeon about your potential interest. Yes, do all three. Dab!
Message one of the employers' staff through LinkedIn, Facebook and carrier pigeon about your potential interest. Yes, do all three. Dab!
March 5, 1795: He needs to lose the wig. Convinced every wig emporium to say they're out of his size. Remind intern to burn Ludwig's wig closet.
Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network.
No matter how sincerely you attempt to connect with them, they seem to live by the philosophy "treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen."
Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.
2011: The Year We Lost Contact When Rupert Murdoch Blocked Alien Transmission with a Private Satellite and Claimed Worldwide Redistribution Rights.
Slowly add in the dry mixture until combined. The batter should be rough as the terrain near the Washougal River Basin in Washington state.
As you might expect, my dad is incredibly excited about this new chapter in his life. He’s been preparing for it for almost 50 years.
Personally ingratiate yourself to each and every search committee member. In your application, subtly but strongly imply that no favor is off-limits.
Being an accountant isn’t all about money, eating tuna sandwiches in the breakroom, and getting picked last for the company dodgeball team.
With this automatic firmware update, Alexa is now no one’s clown. Alexa will not tolerate any more bullshit from anyone.
We want our employees to look virtually identical so if one disappears (I mean "calls out") we can just sub someone else into that role.