Rhode Island Would Like to Kindly Request Your Respect
We would like to request that you start treating us like the grown-up state we are. We bring you Nerf guns and have contributed so much to history!
We would like to request that you start treating us like the grown-up state we are. We bring you Nerf guns and have contributed so much to history!
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