Popup Killer Sub-intern

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Popup Killer


Interns need efficient access to the Internet at all times. Pop-ups, pop-unders, and inter-page ads can hinder productivity on the web by
cluttering the toolbar, blocking page content, and even playing distracting music. The Popup Killer must eliminate these enemy windows with lightning speed without
disrupting the intern’s surfing experience.


Responsibilities:



• Kill all excess windows immediately

• Periodically empty recycle bin, and office trash can while at it


Requirements:



• Must be familiar with passenger-side mouse and dual-mouse hookups

• Strong sense of two-arrow screen etiquette

• Must be able to react quickly to time-delayed popup windows

• Strong KILL, KILL, KILL!! attitude

• 8+ years of advanced Nintendo Duckhunt experience


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