Field Reporter Sub-intern

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Field Reporter



The Field Reporter’s main function is to scout for hot employees or interns for their intern to hookup with. Hot female employees often hide out in their cubicles to
avoid interoffice sexual harassment, and hot male employees will often need to be lured away from current girlfriends. The field reporter will be proactive, gossipy, and
have an eye for tracking down elusive hot people.


Responsibilities:



• Finding hot employees and co-workers for their intern to interact/hookup with

• Investigating potential candidates’ background, personality, availability, contact information, sexual prowess


Requirements:



• Persistent, extroverted, and gossipy

• 3+ years of HotorNot.com mainstream honing skills

• Extremely loyal; would sacrifice own desires for intern’s sexual well-being