Copy-Coffee Bitch Sub-intern

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Copy-Coffee Bitch


Surveys have shown that the greatest threat to an intern’s time is making copies and coffee. The Copy-Coffee Bitch
must eagerly take on all of the intern’s copying and coffee-making responsibilities.


Responsibilities:



• Make copies

• Make coffee


Requirements:



• Inability to whine or complain

• Excellent manual collation, stapling, and hole-punching skills

• Solid sugar/creamer balance