Dear Nicole,



I AM GOING TO HELL!!!!



-CTDAdam

 

Dear Adam,



Psshht, that's nothin'. I'm going to Sacramento.



Sincerely,

Nicole

 
 
Dear Nicole,



My fiancée just told me to go to hell. Should I give up on her and find someone else?



-Ben

 
Dear Ben,



Every couple has occasional fights, I wouldn't really worry about it. If that's the worst thing she's said to you during your relationship, consider yourself lucky. But if you decide to go to hell after all, I know somebody
you can ride with.



Sincerely,

Nicole

 

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Dear Nicole,



I think you should go out with Justin. Judging by his columns I
think he could really use a girl.



-Hot Karl

 
Dear Karl,



He definitely could use a girlfriend, but I don't see why that girl
should be me. You see, Justin needs a girl in the same way that Mt. Etna needs a virgin sacrifice. So far, I haven't seen anyone volunteering for either
chore.



Sincerely,

Nicole

 
Dear Nicole,



Me and my g/f are having problems but we're still having sex. Does that mean she doesn't care about the problems?



-Benino

 
Dear Benino,



Ahahhahahaha!! ....Ahem. For many guys, the realization that something is wrong in their relationships is akin to seeing their "Check Engine" light go on: something really bad has been going on while you weren't paying
attention. Just because you can still turn on your car—or your girl—it doesn't mean everything is okay. My advice is to take your girlfriend into Jiffy
Lube and get a full diagnostic. The chairs are really uncomfortable but sometimes they have free popcorn.



Sincerely,

Nicole

 
 
Dear Nicole,



I was reading your column, and my dog said "woof." What do you think about that?



-Bobo

 
Dear Bobo,



I'm not going to lie to you, Bobo. It hurts...it hurts a lot.



Sincerely,

Nicole