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    Court


     By staff writer Court (the deer)



    February 25, 2004

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    Deer Court,



    With the new urgency in the hunt for Bin Laden, have you felt any of the pressure taken off of you in the forest?

    Sincerely,

    Robin

     

     


    Dear Robin,

    That is a very valid initial assumption, however, the deer community has found that the search for Bin Laden has
    only increased hunter aggression.

    Just yesterday I heard a hunter who was kneeling next to a fresh kill say, "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU BOYS!  BRING
    HIM HOME DEAD!!"  He then staked a giant American flag in the deer's belly and started mock-foraging on all fours while chanting Arabic gibberish.  It
    seems as though hunters are living out their patriotic fantasies through maniacal forest rampages.

    I can only imagine that Mel Gibson's new movie "The Passion of Christ" will energize more radical Southern rednecks
    to kill in the name of anti-Semitism.  And Deer Lord help us if they discover Braveheart and The Patriot because of it.

    Sincerely,

    Court (the deer)

     

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