If video games are the only way to get fat kids off their asses and actually lose seven pounds, then so be it. While I cannot concede that this
new physical video game is the best (Do you remember Olympics and Track and Field on the original NES? I broke a toe running on that power pad to beat Cheetah. He was so fast, I
had to use my hands to cheat and beat him. And you know the Japanese creators made this game to make us look stupid. “Look. Make computer fast. American fail. Ha.”
But we showed them, didn’t we Hiroshima? Watching us fail at track and field isn’t so funny now with your six eyes, huh?) Nintendo Wii is at least a step in the right direction to cure obesity. My
issue lies with all the video game junkies who complain about being tired and worn out from playing Wii. They deserve to be locked in a room with Grey’s
Anatomy re-runs playing before getting a paper cut on their urethra and pouring salt on it. You are using your wrists! That’s like complaining that you’re tired
for jerking off! Try walking fatty.