Voyeur IM >> 6-29-06

Gandhi165: DOGGY SON
courtjester5000: diggle doggle dongs
Gandhi165: you get my voicemail?
Gandhi165: while you were in A DAMN
courtjester5000: YES!!
Gandhi165: sakldgh;alskhg
courtjester5000: brilliant
courtjester5000: ya so
Gandhi165: ya doggy
Gandhi165: stories?
courtjester5000: just one
Gandhi165: better on the phone?
courtjester5000: no its fine here
Gandhi165: k
courtjester5000: so i was sitting down on a brick wall right
courtjester5000: and i put my hand in back of me to lean back on the grass
courtjester5000: AND MY FUCKING HAND SLIPPED!!!!
courtjester5000: AND I SORTA FELL BACKWARDS!!!
Gandhi165: shut
Gandhi165: the fuck
Gandhi165: up
courtjester5000: dude, amsterdam is insane.
Gandhi165: dood
Gandhi165: only in amsterdam
courtjester5000: but listen
courtjester5000: shhhhhh
courtjester5000: WHAT HAPPENS IN AMSTERDAM, STAYS IN AMSTERDAM
Gandhi165: true that
Gandhi165: i mean...how would you explain that to your girlfriend?
Gandhi165: ill take that one to the grave
courtjester5000: i'll just tell her i was sitting in a chair
Gandhi165: no man
Gandhi165: i cant lie to her
Gandhi165: i just wont bring it up
courtjester5000: ya, thats safe dood
Gandhi165: im a horrible liar
courtjester5000: just make sure our stories are straight
courtjester5000: A CHAIR
courtjester5000: dont forget that
Gandhi165: this is too much pressure
Gandhi165: i cant lie forever
courtjester5000: fuck it im just gonna tell her
Gandhi165: but what if you end up marrying her
Gandhi165: NO DOOD
courtjester5000: if it ends our relationship, so be it
courtjester5000: it wasnt meant to be right?
Gandhi165: alright...youre not thinking clear
Gandhi165: take a nap
Gandhi165: go running
courtjester5000: GODDAMNIT TUSHAR, I NEED THIS
Gandhi165: DONT TELL HER ASSHOLE
courtjester5000: i want complete honesty
Gandhi165: you just wanna throw away everything you worked for?
Gandhi165: all because you slipped up
Gandhi165: ?
courtjester5000: she did have that one incident with the hair curler....
Gandhi165: oh hey...if you do tell her
Gandhi165: how long do i have to wait to bone her?
courtjester5000: doood
Gandhi165: three... four...
Gandhi165: days?
courtjester5000: if you dont wait at least 7 days
Gandhi165: oh
courtjester5000: our friendship is over.
Gandhi165: youre so selfish
Gandhi165: you boned every single one of my girlfriends like 30 minutes after we broke
up
Gandhi165: even the parapalegic
Gandhi165: remember her?
Gandhi165: Leggy?
courtjester5000: a;soidgua;oligasg
courtjester5000: its not like she tried to run from me...
courtjester5000: yes means yes ok
Gandhi165: BECAUSE SHE CANT YOU HEARTLESS FUCK
Gandhi165: plus i had her legs at my place
courtjester5000: look, i dont have a heart, she dont have no legs
courtjester5000: its a fair tradeoff
Gandhi165: but you aint got no legs lietentant dan
courtjester5000: i mean, i offered her ice cream...

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