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2-11-06

MassUprising: so i got that bartender's
number
MassUprising: but lost it
MassUprising: i found her on facebook, thought i'd IM her, but
i'm doubtful now...should I/
MassUprising: i mean, i didn't call her
MassUprising: eh?
courtjester5000: hhhhmmmm
courtjester5000: ya, you have to contact her at this point
MassUprising: yeah..i did
MassUprising: no response
courtjester5000: yuck
courtjester5000: now CALL HER!
courtjester5000: say, "hey, can you please respond to my IM"
MassUprising: i lost the slip with her number on it :-X
courtjester5000: oh ya.
MassUprising: MassUprising: i'd call ya to tell ya to respond to these IMs, but the paper looks like a picasso
painting
MassUprising: i told her i washed it
courtjester5000: tell her you hope that's what her face looks
like
courtjester5000: because you're into abstract
courtjester5000: CLASSIC LINE
courtjester5000: i use it all the time with 4% success.
courtjester5000: national average: 2.5%
MassUprising: hahaha
MassUprising: well then that's good
MassUprising: oh she said hi
courtjester5000: i knew it
courtjester5000: the picasso gets em every time
MassUprising: so, do women get more intelligent when you get your age?
MassUprising: i mean..30
courtjester5000: ahahahaha
courtjester5000: you dont even know how old i am do you
MassUprising: 26?
courtjester5000: you disgust me
MassUprising: yes?
courtjester5000: ;oia;sdfa
courtjester5000: no
MassUprising: 24?
courtjester5000: why not 25?
MassUprising: iunno
courtjester5000: because its wrong
courtjester5000: thats why
courtjester5000: 24 is right
MassUprising: good. i knew it was an even number
courtjester5000: youre what, like....19?
courtjester5000: ahahahahha
MassUprising: 20. fuckface
courtjester5000: glad to see youve emerged from those angsty teenage
years
MassUprising: oh, i'm still angsty
MassUprising: i'm just a tad smoother than my 19 year old
self
MassUprising: she's not responding to me at
all...lol
MassUprising: oh, ok she is now
MassUprising: she got a concussion tonight
courtjester5000: good god
MassUprising: yeah, i could say "from the headboard, right? ;) ;) "
courtjester5000: somebody was prob ramming her up against the
headboard
courtjester5000: a;oisdljfaksdasdf
MassUprising: lmao
courtjester5000: funny thing is
courtjester5000: i knew we were racing to that punchline
MassUprising: i won
MassUprising: but then, you win in the punchline of
life
MassUprising: being a preejaculator and all
courtjester5000: now nick, remember what your therapist said about projecting
your problems onto someone else
courtjester5000: its just not healthy
MassUprising: the only problems i've ever projected onto someone else was that blood
in my semen
MassUprising: and that cleared up with the pills i had to
take
MassUprising: how's that for a retort, BITCH?
courtjester5000: weaker than chuck norris' roundhouse
MassUprising: i bet his wife is stronger
MassUprising: with all of that bowflex work
MassUprising: topical humor is for parrots and
perverts
MassUprising: you know that right?
courtjester5000: topical humor is for parrots, BAAAWK
MassUprising: i'm going to get a parrot
MassUprising: and teach it to say "your dreams are paltry
bullshit"
MassUprising: and train it to fly to all of my ex gf's
houses
courtjester5000: ;asilruj;asdfasdf
MassUprising: i think that would help them shape up a little
MassUprising: or how about "you don't have to sleep alone
tonight, call Nick"
courtjester5000: and then train it to enter
your cell phone number in their phonebooks

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