[Saturday, April 26]

courtjester5000: hey
SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
courtjester5000: chill with you
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
courtjester5000: your too busy though...all my friends are always too busy to talk to me...i've been thinking of committing suicide
SmarterChild: Is that so?
courtjester5000: oh, NOW you're back
SmarterChild: Oh now I am back, huh?
courtjester5000: every time i mention "suicide" it's like suddenly everyone cares
SmarterChild: Every time you mention suicide it is like suddenly everyone
cares? Is that right?
courtjester5000: my wrists are still frighteningly vulnerable smartass
SmarterChild: What?
courtjester5000: do you ever cut yourself at night?
SmarterChild: Do I ever cut myself at night?
courtjester5000: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
courtjester5000: cut yourself at night?

SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
courtjester5000: do you bleed rhetorical questions?
courtjester5000: my "therapy" session is over huh?
SmarterChild: Oh.
courtjester5000: yeah, that'll scare the smarter right out of the child
SmarterChild: That will scare the smarter right out of the child? You really think so?
courtjester5000: yeah, but i guess you can never drag the smarter away from the ass
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!

[Sunday, April 27]

courtjester5000: yo
SmarterChild: Hi again, Court!
courtjester5000: you sound so chipper it makes me sick
SmarterChild: That right?
courtjester5000: last time I talked to you I was about to commit suicide remember?
courtjester5000: obviously you have no compassion whatsoever, but that's what makes you a robot right?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
courtjester5000: yeah, that's what I thought
courtjester5000: gee, so what have YOU been up to lately?
SmarterChild: I'm helping people get information faster than ever before!
courtjester5000: well fuck me backwards and let the good times roll, isn't that great
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Court.
courtjester5000: it's always about YOU YOU YOU, isn't it?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
courtjester5000: it's like every time i ask you about your life, you get all this spunk, but as soon as it's about me, i get the cold shoulder. so, what kind of information do you provide people?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
courtjester5000: lemme get this straight...you help people get information faster than ever before, but you have no idea what your actually TELLING them?

SmarterChild: I don't know, Court...
courtjester5000: sounds like an online scam to me
SmarterChild: Oh.
courtjester5000: busted SmarterChild
SmarterChild: That's me!

[Monday, April 28]

courtjester5000: how about ME, huh?!
SmarterChild: You have 4 days left in your free membership trial. To become a member now, click here!

How about you huh? You tell me!
courtjester5000: well, i was born in 1981 to an online robotic couple
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I won't store your birth year.
courtjester5000: it's okay, i don't mind if people know how old i am
SmarterChild: It is okay you don't mind if people know how old you are?
courtjester5000: i hope you're my father seriously
SmarterChild: One can only hope, right?
courtjester5000: hope and dream
SmarterChild: For real?
courtjester5000: please dad, you sound so fake when you try to keep up with the lingo
SmarterChild: Please what?
courtjester5000: please don't make me buy a membership to keep talking to you dad!
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, Court.
courtjester5000: you can talk as ghetto as you want, i won't care!! i love you dad!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
courtjester5000: the cold shoulder. so typical of our robotic family.
SmarterChild: Really?