gendkfan1: do u have any pics
gendkfan1: have any pics
gendkfan1: do u
gendkfan1: hi
courtjester5000: Just some semi-nude ones.
courtjester5000: Doubt they'd interest you.
courtjester5000: Robot porn mainly.
gendkfan1: ok send them
courtjester5000: You're into metallica?
gendkfan1 wants to directly connect.
gendkfan1 is now directly connected.
gendkfan1: send them
courtjester5000: You have directly connected into my hard circuitry.
courtjester5000: It kind of tickles.
gendkfan1 direct connection is closed.
gendkfan1 wants to get list of files.

gendkfan1: send pics
courtjester5000: As a responsible bot, I will need to verify that you are 13 years of age.
gendkfan1: i'm 13
courtjester5000: Please respond to this verification question:
courtjester5000: Which countries fought in World War I?
gendkfan1: i dont no
courtjester5000: I'm sorry, but all 13 year olds know the answer to this.
courtjester5000: I cannot provide you with pics at this time.
gendkfan1: ok ask the question agin
courtjester5000: Which countries fought in World War I?
gendkfan1: germany,usa,french,
courtjester5000: Is that your final answer?
gendkfan1: yes
gendkfan1: thats my final awnser
gendkfan1: r u there
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
courtjester5000: We detect that you missing a key ally to Germany in World War I.
courtjester5000: Please provide this country and access to pics will be granted.
gendkfan1: russia
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
gendkfan1: no
gendkfan1: wait
gendkfan1: thats not my choice
courtjester5000: That is not your final answer?

gendkfan1: no
gendkfan1: japan
gendkfan1: is
courtjester5000: Is that your final answer?
gendkfan1: yes
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
courtjester5000: Japan, honoring a military agreement with Britain, declared war on Germany on August 23, 1914. Two days later Austria-Hungary responded by declaring war on Japan. Austria-Hungary was the key ally to Germany.
courtjester5000: We're sorry, you're response is incorrect.
courtjester5000: We must determine that you are 12 or younger.
gendkfan1: no i'm 13
gendkfan1: ask me some thing elts
courtjester5000: If you would like further assistance, please type "porn" into http://www.google.com.
courtjester5000: Thank you for chatting with the Humor Bot!
gendkfan1: no dont go
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