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Leeny: Happy birthday.
Leeny's Dad: Thanks.
Leeny: Are you 57?
Leeny's Dad: Yes. But I can read at a 60-year-old level.
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 Light Bulb Jokes You've Never HeardPosted August 29th, 2006 by Dan Opp • How many lazy roommates does it to take to put in a light bulb? Apparently more than two. • How many blind men does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, as long as he appreciates irony • How many college kids visiting home does it take to put in a light bulb? DAAAAAD!! THE LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN WENT OUT! • How many municipal workers does it take to put in a light bulb? Six. One to put the light bulb in and five to make sure he’s doing it right. • How many beers does it take to put my dick in a light bulb? Nineteen. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. • How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb? One kid, seven times. | |
