Spin811: dude - can you believe new orleans?!!
courtjester5000: so craze
courtjester5000: thats some weird shit
courtjester5000: out of a movie
courtjester5000: when is all that water gonna dry up anyway
courtjester5000: do you think they'll build a newer orleans in mississippi?
Spin811: thats cashed too
courtjester5000: fuk
Spin811: its armageddon
courtjester5000: hey, you wanna go to mardi gras this year?
courtjester5000: we can rent a gondola on canal street
Spin811: yeah like venice
courtjester5000: only with dirty titties and more diseases

What percentage of people who call 1-800-RED-CROSS do you think actually dial the last S? I think they should setup a hotline that connects almost instantaneously and then has a "Dial 7 to have a $500 donation charged directly to your phone bill" option. Federal funding, are you kidding? We'd have enough in private donations after a day to build a Newer Orleans in Florida somewhere.

I paid $3.39 for gas yesterday. As I ate dinner over the morning news today, the traffic people were reporting "no brake lights in sight as you make your way down the [normally jam-packed] 400 connector into downtown." Honestly, I'd rather pay more for gas if it means less traffic in Atlanta. I'm laughing in the faces of every person with a gas-guzzling SUV right now.


Talk about panic. This guy looks like my friend's crazy grandpa in Mississippi after we stumbled onto his porch drunk. Two words: loose cannon.


The disturbing thing about this photo is that there is obviously another helicopter right above this one. Two words: Blackhawk down.

Update 9-7-05: Mikey and I had a really funny conversation online about Katrina.

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