Share This
From this page you can share Prioritize Your Penis, Dick to a social bookmarking site or email a link to the page.| Email it | |
|---|---|
Prioritize Your Penis, DickPosted May 1st, 2006 by Court Sullivan Gandhi165: im unemployed Gandhi165: on NY state Unemployement Gandhi165: ;lskdg;lkashg courtjester5000: a;sdilffja;slkdgha courtjester5000: asdghasdf;hilauro;iagsdfg courtjester5000: join the homeless dude courtjester5000: you'd totally outdo them on the sign part Gandhi165: ;lakdhg;lkagl;khag Gandhi165: yeah Gandhi165: satirical signs courtjester5000: HOMELESS: NEED MONEY, NOT A HOME courtjester5000: a;oiegja4we;oihpawoi4tjal;sdgadsgh courtjester5000: or Gandhi165: MONEYLESS courtjester5000: KILLIN EM SOFTLY WITH THIS SIGN courtjester5000: wow, that gives me an idea courtjester5000: BLOG POST NIGGA!!!! Gandhi165: halksdf;lkasdf Gandhi165: check it out Gandhi165: well..first Gandhi165: site me as being unemployed Gandhi165: haha courtjester5000: ;asldfasdg Gandhi165: im writing another blog courtjester5000: you'll be the inspiration Gandhi165: getting back on the wagon Gandhi165: if you will courtjester5000: hellz ya courtjester5000: do somethign funny Gandhi165: but its about going to india courtjester5000: ehhh Gandhi165: and how i dont really want to go courtjester5000: why you gotta play to indians courtjester5000: do a comedy blog Gandhi165: lhk;adg;lhadlgkhaldkg Gandhi165: i will dick courtjester5000: ahahahah Gandhi165: but this one was on the backburner for months Gandhi165: anyways Gandhi165: im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life courtjester5000: when are you going courtjester5000: dick Gandhi165: and anchoring it with this list Gandhi165: Priority list in my life: 1) Figuring out my purpose in this world 2) Enjoying life with friends and family 3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife) 4) Maintaining my masculine physique 5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report …. …. 237) Vulcanization of rubber 238) Female menstrual cycle 239) India 240) Beastiality 241) The Bible courtjester5000: aosl;digasjdgasd;hlargasdgf courtjester5000: thats hilarious Gandhi165: should i add/delete anything? Gandhi165: mr. editor and chief courtjester5000: masturbating courtjester5000: duh Gandhi165: oooh yeah courtjester5000: god ur stupid courtjester5000: DICK courtjester5000: ahahah Gandhi165: but thats number 2 courtjester5000: get it Gandhi165: my penis is my friend courtjester5000: oooo Gandhi165: and i enjoy life with it Gandhi165: skaldg;lakshg Gandhi165: well..its actually family courtjester5000: ya, its related Gandhi165: we share the same blood, technically Gandhi165: khasfl;khg;lahsfhlkg courtjester5000: its inbred Gandhi165: like a retarded cousin courtjester5000: with one eye courtjester5000: just drools on you all day Gandhi165: like a little baby jesus courtjester5000: ;aoislta;lsighkafsdkl;gj Gandhi165: ;halkdhg;klahg courtjester5000: occasionally it tried to act all hard courtjester5000: then you put it in its place courtjester5000: usually it just tries to bury itself in holes courtjester5000: and you dont have the heart to tell it no courtjester5000: because its retarded courtjester5000: and its like the only thing it has in life courtjester5000: a singular joy courtjester5000: at least it's not mad at you for cutting its hair courtjester5000: (mine's still pissed) courtjester5000: (literally) Gandhi165: lkjsahgl;khaslfhglksflhgalskfhg Gandhi165: l;jkhsbfoi;as;orhgoiahgoihaorigoahrgoiahroighw courtjester5000: ;aoish;gjaoirljga;sdfilfhaj;sfldhkb | |













