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    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
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    courtjester5000
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    Gandhi165
    : but its about going to india
    courtjester5000
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    Gandhi165
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    courtjester5000
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    Gandhi165
    : but this one was on the backburner for months
    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
    : im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life
    courtjester5000
    : when are you going
    courtjester5000
    : dick
    Gandhi165
    : and anchoring it with this list
    Gandhi165
    : Priority list in my life:

    1) Figuring out my purpose in this world
    2) Enjoying life with friends and family
    3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife)
    4) Maintaining my masculine physique
    5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report
    ….
    ….
    237) Vulcanization of rubber
    238) Female menstrual cycle
    239) India
    240) Beastiality
    241) The Bible


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    courtjester5000
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    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
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    Gandhi165
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    : usually it just tries to bury itself in holes
    courtjester5000
    : and you dont have the heart to tell it no
    courtjester5000
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