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 Umm, I Got a New Screenname...Posted September 16th, 2006 by Court Sullivan At some point in their life, everyone has to "break the news" to a girlfriend or boyfriend. Decent people use the phone to do it, respectable people do it in person, cowards use email, cowards over 45 use snail mail, and assholes text message. But I think it's time we step it down a notch.Introducing... IM innuendo! Scenario 1: Hitting It Off CanIFuckYou: heeeey partychica1: hey CanIFuckYou: sup giirl partychica1: sup, who is this? CanIFuckYou: its court partychica1: oh hey partychica1: nice sn haha partychica1: what happened to courtjester5000? CanIFuckYou: huh? CanIFuckYou: i just wanted to say i had a good time hangin out last night and i wish we could've stayed out later CanIFuckYou: how'd your test go this morning? partychica1: it was alright, i think i messed up the essay part tho CanIFuckYou: ya so anyway, i was wondering CanIFuckYou: ? partychica1: what CanIFuckYou: ? partychica1: ? CanIFuckYou: wow, this is awkward CanIFuckYou: umm CanIFuckYou: i kind of got a new screenname when i went home last night CanIFuckYou: unsatisfied... partychica1: uhhh CanIFuckYou: hold on, brb CanIFuckYou signed off at 5:35:05 PM. IGotSweetandSourSauceforYourPussy signed on at 5:35:58 PM. IGotSweetandSourSauceforYourPussy: back partychica1: fuck u partychica1 signed off at 5:37:23 PM. IGotSweetandSourSauceforYourPussy: shit, i knew i should have gone with tabasco Scenario 2: Calling It Off IWantToBreakUp: sup... partychica1: hey partychica1: who is this? IWantToBreakUp: it's court... we need to talk partychica1: Oh hey baby!! What’s with the new screename? IWantToBreakUp: I’ve been thinking a lot about us recently IWantToBreakUp: and I don’t think it’s gonna workout partychica1: you were great last night partychica1: wait, youre about to go workout? IWantToBreakUp: no i partychica1: k well call me when youre done IWantToBreakUp: hmm.. are you reading what I’m typing? partychica1: I’m making tacos for dinner.. Scenario 3: Introducing the 3rd Party ICheatedOnYou: hey :( partychica1: who is this? ICheatedOnYou: it's me baby partychica1: who's me? ICheatedOnYou: umm... your bf partychica1: uhhh riight ICheatedOnYou: listen, i really dont know how to tell you this, other than... well ICheatedOnYou: partychica1: .... ICheatedOnYou: i used to be courtjester5000 remember? partychica1: who is this really? ICheatedOnYou: remember when lauren and i studied together last week? partychica1: wtf?? ICheatedOnYou: i only meant for us to get B's, but... it turned into more than that partychica1: ok, i dont know who the hell this is but im leaving ICheatedOnYou: WAIT partychica1: what ICheatedOnYou: ok, remember that time we came up with a secret place to meet in case either of us ever got in serious trouble? ICheatedOnYou: ...... ICheatedOnYou: highland creek by the tennis courts? partychica1: oh you FUCKING ASSHOLE ICheatedOnYou: i mean uhh, we got A's? Remember, AIM is your friend, and screennames are his belongings. Borrow them indiscriminately. | |
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