Hey There Vagina

Hey there vagina
How did you get oh so gritty
I've been in a thousand others
Yours is dirtier than New York City
Yes it is
Times Square doesn't smell like as much piss
And butcher grist

Hey there vagina
I'm worried about the deepness
Dicks inside you get so lonely
And concerned about the bleakness
Close your thighs
Listen to my voice, my futile cries
It would be wise

Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Took six weeks to treat

Hey there vagina,
No times I've gotten hard
But you just believe me, girl
Someday you'll pay the bills, fucking stars
You'll get it good
J/K!, what would make you think you could
They won't get wood.

Hey there vagina,
I've got more I want to tell you
But to be honest I've been gagging
Because fucker I can smell you
Do you wash at all?
You smell like old Republican balls,
Diseases and all.

Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Took six weeks to treat

A thousand vagina have seen this dick
And I've seen herpes, AIDS, and syph,
But I would run to them if it meant I'd get away
My friends all make fun of you,
And I can't join in along, because I know
That I'm the one who really has to pay.
Vagina, will you promise me,
That you realize that you smell like pee
The world will never be the same
And you're to blame.

Hey there vagina,
You're no good and I won't miss you
In two more years you'll still be too loose
But this time it will be your caboose
You'll house the troops
They can do whatever they want to you
This songs for you.

Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Oh it's what you did to me,
Took six weeks to treat

Labels: Delilah, Hey, Plain White T's, Vagina

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