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Professor: I didn't know England was an island until I was 28 and in Belgium and my friends told me we had to take a ferry to get to London.
Student: Congratulations, you learned continental geography the hard way.
-During international business class
Justin: There are just some things that are no-win situations...
JR: Yeah, like telling your girlfriend, "You look lovely, dear."
Justin: Exactly! And an hour later she'll get angry at you for not telling her she was hideous.
JR: And all you really wanted to say in the first place was, "You look relatively good today dear, I mean even 3's have days when they look like 5's!"
Tim: Wow, just wow... I'm going to call my ex just to tell her that.
-On losing propositions
Random drunk guy: Hey, this is the best chocolate in the world!
Random drunk guy: Yes!!! Take some! (Grabs 6 bars) Here’s one for you, one for your family, one for your friends, one for your roommate, one for your acquaintances, and one for ME!!!
Drunk guy’s friend: Dude, leave the girl alone.
Random drunk guy: Shhhh…I’m workin’ it.
-During an adventure in Walgreens