College Quotes
Henri: I am going to be a terrorist.
Doug: K.
Henri: Yeah, I've already started.
Doug: Really?
Henri: Yeah, I've been working the past two months, waiting for my story to be on the news. I can see it now, "Breaking News Story: Five U.S. Officials have been killed this morning by a new national threat 'The Anthrax Emailer.'"
Doug: How the hell are you going to send anthrax through email?
Henri: A-N-T-H-R-A-X.
Doug: You're going to type it? How is that going to kill someone?
Henri: Shock is a very powerful emotion. They made it a medical condition after all.
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