An African Child's Wishlist

1. To have some food, like anything besides crumb and dirt, will settle for a Fruit-Roll-Up
   
   
2. To not have AIDS, or at least choose to get AIDs on their own and not get it from their parents at birth
   
   
3. Cheers - The Complete Fourth Season - anything after is shit
   
   
4. Clean water, or at least some water in general, to drink (so thirsty...so thirsty), and possibly to wash themselves
   
   
5. To not have random diseases that haven't even been discovered yet
   
   
6. To not be in the middle of a bloody civil war which threatens their life at every moment of every day
   
   
7. A cover for their 80 gig iPod
   
   
8. Some laws that don't prohibit them from moving more than three inches if they're a woman
   
   
9. For their dictator to be nicer (killed father for asking dictator "how 'bout that weather, eh?")
   
   
10. Freedom from the forced slavery which has them working 14 hours a day in brutal conditions
    
    
11. The last Harry Potter book - want to know if Dumbledore comes out of the closet, have a sneaking suspicion he's gay ;)
    
    

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